4 Tips For Reducing Wii Balance Board Foot Rot

May. 30 11:45 AM by KenTheGreat1

The Wii Fit is great for exercise, but the Balance Board harbors a hidden danger. The board peripheral can quickly become a fetid cesspool gathering a multitude of assorted fugal bacteria and foot cheeses if you don't take some proper precautions. Everything from athlete's foot to jungle rot may be seeping into your Wii Fit Board!

Fear not: the SlobsofGaming are here to save the day with 4 savvy tips for keeping your Balance Board clean!

DON"T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOUR WII FIT BOARD!

Protective covers!

A quick search on the internet will find you lots of protective covers that can keep your Balance Board glossy and white. Don't scuff up that pearly plastic with chipped or jagged toe nails! That's where diseases entrench themselves.

Hiding the board when your greasy, filthy friend with the smelly feet comes over to play (you know who he is).

Our studies show that 1 out of every 5 friends never wash their feet. Over time, not only do they start collecting dust and dirt between their toes, but blood, puss, dried skin flakes, and other nastification eventually accumulates on their sweaty hoof. For the love of Christ, don't let this factory of funk anywhere near your Wit Fit Board. Or your living room. Or your house.

Wipe it down once in a while!

If your Balance Board starts smelling like the inside of a cat's anus, it's probably time to wash the damn thing.

Waiting until your pristine white Wit Fit Board turns the color of horse dookie isn't good. A generous application of bleach and cleaning alcohol will erase even the grimiest git from your Board. If the bacteria on your Balance Board starts speaking to you, break out the holy water and call a preacher.

Enforce a socks-only rule.

Perhaps the simplest of the rules, this will keep most fungal infections from penetrating your Wii Fit Board. Even if the socks smell like rotten meat, at least the foot cheese and toe juices won't transfer to your board. Well, not too much, we hope.