The Morning Hangover #1

Apr. 7 10:50 AM by KenTheGreat1

Dirty Thoughts About Midna

Oh God. Oh God, it's too early for this.

Gaming news isn't all fun and games (no pun meant), and it doesn't make waking up at 7 in the fricking morning any easier. And the only thing that made it worse (this weekend, anyway) was Capcom and cosplay freaks.

First off - we all like Midna, the lovable mascot of Twilight Princess. Hell, any game without Navi works for everybody. But, the weirdos secretly masturbating to that cosplay costume that's all over the internet - you guys are creeping me out.

PS: Midna's a f--king furry. Zip it up.

Awkward. Gross.

Okay, we can all agree that there's nothing sweeter than spandex on a hot cosplayer, but for Christ's sake - I wouldn't say (out loud) that I'm "fapping" to it. That's the thin line between appreciation and fetishism.

Secondly, since Capcom's character designers seem finished with picking random words out of a hat, they've added another wrestler to SFIV, effectively giving good 'ol Zangief the middle finger. Bad form!

Did I miss something, or does somebody at Capcom have a boner for Virtua Fighter's "Blaze"? There's about a bazillion pre-established characters that Capcom could be using (where's Cammy?), so why cause your fans so many collective headaches?

Hell, at this point, I'd even settle for T. Hawk over Abel.

Oh man, did I really say that? Sorry, it's the booze talking.

Comments

What's really creepy is all the comments those freaks on the Kotaku link are making. I mean WTF is wrong with people? You've think they'd never seen a girl before. It's a cool outfit, but I don't see the point in spooging yourself over the girl wearing it. Just a bunch of creepy ***holes who need to get laid I guess.

First of all, I hope all men secretly masturbate. It would be a disturbing world if it was just willy nilly all over the place. You know, like, pumping your gas, you look to the left and BAM!

*fap fap fap*